Software Testing Quotes

A collection of Software Testing Budgets. Some are inspirational, some are shocking and some are serious. Being busy!

Quality Quotes-
* Quality is never an accident is always the result of intelligent effort.
* Quality is free, but only those who are willing to pay a high price.
* Quality is the ally of schedule and cost, not its adversary. If we have to sacrifice quality to meet schedule, it is because we are doing the wrong job from the beginning.
* The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of meeting the schedule has been forgotten. - Anonymous
* Software was never perfect and perfect will. But is that a license to create garbage? The missing ingredient is our reluctance to quantify quality.
* A true professional does not waste time and money from others by delivering software that is reasonably free of obvious errors, which has not tested minimum unit, which does not meet the specifications and requirements, which is bathed gold with unnecessary functions, or that looks like garbage.
* It's more than enough about it good or bad.

Software Testing Quotes-
* Evidence shows that existing software errors not their absence. - Anonymous
* Alpha is simply someone who wants to share his pain! - Anonymous
* Just because you've counted all the trees does not mean you've seen the forest. - Anonymous
* More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known. The thought that must be done to create a useful test can discover and eliminate errors before they are coded - indeed, vision test design can uncover and eliminate errors at every stage of software development from conception to specification, design, coding and the rest.
* If you do not like the test unit of its product, chances are that their customers do not like to try either. – Anonymous

Software Testers Rates-
* Software Testers do not software, but only make it better. - Anonymous
* Software Testers succeed where others fail. - Anonymous
* The main objective of software testing is to give confidence in the software. - Anonymous
* Software testers are always going to heaven, but have already had its fair share of hell. - Anonymous
* You have to be constructive schizophrenic. Be clear about the difference between its role as a programmer and as a tester. Tester you should be suspicious, uncompromising, hostile, and compulsively obsessed with destroying, destroying, and software programmer.

Bugs Codes and Rates-
* All code is guilty until proven innocent. - Anonymous
* First, solve the problem. Then enter the code. - Anonymous
* A code cannot prove is wrong. - Anonymous
* Good programmers write code for humans first and computers to come. - Anonymous
* Do not fix it if it is not broke. - Anonymous
* An error in the hand is worth two in the box. - Anonymous
* The only certainties in life are death, taxes and the errors in the code. - Anonymous
* First Law: The Paradox of pesticides. Each method that is used to prevent or find bugs leave a residue of subtler bugs against which those methods are ineffective.
* Not only to correct errors, which can correct errors in the first place. - Anonymous
* Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software. - Anonymous
* The fault is not correct mistakes. – Anonymous

Software in general Budgets-
* All great works schemes which began as a small system that worked.- Anonymous
* Fast, good, cheap: Pick any two. - Anonymous
* Many of the methodologies have come and gone, the paradigms have changed, but the requirements are the same that is good and is fast. - Anonymous
* Why do they never have time to do well, but always have time to do it again? – Anonymous